“Um…so, have you heard about the new—and improved—Soft Toast with Sean Cup? I mean, is it a mug? Is it toast? Frankly, I’m not entirely sure, but you literally dunk your toast right into your coffee to make it soft. How did we even get here? Who cares, it works! Try the Soft Toast with Sean Cup today—because, honestly, I’m still trying to figure out what I just invented.”
